What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:20
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Will the Palestinians ever have their own state in Israel?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
How do you envision the role of AI in software development evolving in the future?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
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No way
So, the docs changed it to read
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